Could Care Less

A man and a woman drive around town. A: I could care less where we eat.B: Oh, good, I was worried we would fight; god, I’m tired of fighting.A: I just don’t want Italian.B: I thought you said you didn’t care.A: I said, I could care less.B: I thought...

Silence

Critic: Why don’t you write? Isn’t that the one and only, the single, most obvious rule that you must follow: Do not stop writing? And yet you did stop, so…Writer: Yep.Critic: So, that makes you pathetic. A real low life. A writer who doesn’t...