In which Ewan again hides from Scarlett

by | Mar 29, 2022 | Comedy, historio-tragicomedy

Scarlett punched the brick wall repeatedly until she had made a sizable hole; she reached into the hole for a brick, turned, and knocked Moi across the head. The brick exploded like an asteroid hitting the Yucatan peninsula during the Mesozoic Era. Moi reached up a...

In which Moi reads Wodehouse

by | Mar 11, 2022 | historio-tragicomedy, History

Sunset. A lake in the north country. Moi sits on a purple blanket at the edge of the water. An open fire warms a pot of coffee. Moi reads a few different PG Wodehouse novels back-to-back for hours on end, pauses, pours a coffee, and speaks an aside. Moi: I was always...
In which Rufus introduces his cousin

In which Rufus introduces his cousin

by | Mar 3, 2022 | Comedy, historio-tragicomedy

I had been in jail for at least twenty-four hours when my cousin Budcock arrived to talk; well, talk isn’t the word because I am nearly a famous artist on the literal cusp of oeuvres of artwork that will just blow the socks off of everyone—even people who listen to...