Two friends sit in a café terrace and look at their phones.
Guy: Hey, can you guess what three things Jeffrey Bezos has that make him more productive than you?
Friend: Lots of money, an enormous floating mancave, and an attractive office assistant?
Guy: Wow, how did you guess all three on the first try?
Friend: Hey, look at this.
The friend shows his friend a photo of an adorable kitten.
Friend: I adore adorable kittens.
Guy: I wonder if Jeffrey has a kitten?
Friend: I think a kitten would make ME more productive.
The two friends put their phones down and sit back in their chairs, close their eyes, and daydream for a moment about having an adorable kitten, a mancave, and an attractive office assistant. After a moment, they hear the ping of a phone and both check their own phones for notifications.
Guy: Alas.
Friend: Was that your phone?
Guy: Nope. You?
Friend: No; I guess it was—there, that person in the corner.
Guy: I wonder if that person is being productive.
Friend: He is receiving notifications, so maybe.
Guy: Yeah, maybe.
The end.