In which a homeless man speaks french

A quiet caravan park. A French couple sit at a table next to their caravan. A bottle of red wine stands open on the table between them. They drink. A homeless man approaches out of the nearby shrubbery.

Homeless: vin glug glug glug moi?

When the Frenchies don’t respond, the homeless man, who obviously doesn’t speak French, tries harder.

Homeless: VIN? VIN?

He points at the bottle. Then the homeless man, while using onomatopoeia to communicate across cultures, gestures as if he is drinking an enormous bottle of wine.

Homeless: GLUG GLUG GLUG?

And next the homeless man beats his chest dramatically.

Homeless: MOI! MOI!

The end.

Published by Mink

The amazing writer, husband, father, traveler, and in general a uniquely amazing person named Jared Mink.

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