Moi sits at a table outside of a café; Ewan McGregor approaches.
Ewan: Indiana Jones!
Ewan: I think it is the hat; the whole ensemble, but mostly the hat.
Moi: If you say so.
Ewan: I don’t think I could wear one—a hat.
Moi: Sure you could: you just put in on your head.
Ewan: But you are so natural at it.
Moi: Just put it on your head; do you want to wear mine?
Ewan: Oh, god, yes, may I, please, oh god!
Moi: Ewan, we are in public; please keep your man-crush… subdued.
Moi offers his hat to Ewan, who takes it in two hands like a crown, raises it, and places the hat upon his head.
Ewan: Dun, du-dun-dun, dun-da-dan!
Ewan skips around Moi’s table humming a famous theme song.
Moi: Ewan, please! Subdue it! Subdue!