A bilingual child returns from the beach and talks to her father.
Father: How was the beach?
Daughter: It was amazing; I swimmed the whole time!
Father: Swam, not swimmed.
Daughter: And I only left the water once!
Father: To pee?
Daughter: No, to eat a cake!
Father: What cake did you eat?
Daughter: I ate a bolla de berlim, and, do you know what, I ate my own BY MY SELF!
Father: Was it with cream or without cream?
Daughter: With cream, of course.
Father: Of course.
Daughter: But mom scram at me because of the sand.
Father: Screamed, not scram.
Daughter: Screamed at me because I had sand on my hands.
Father: Unfortunately, in English we don’t say scram and swimmed; we say swam and screamed.
Daughter: I don’t care; do you know that sand and sugar look the same?
Daughter: Do you know what we did next?